Don't kiss a fish
Strange things have happened between man and fish. In 2017, a man in Bournemouth, England, caught a six-inch Dover sole. In the tradition of the area he bent down to kiss it. That's when the fish wriggled free and dove into his mouth. It got stuck in his windpipe.
There's no doubt about the fish in the windpipe. Paramedics had to extract it when the man went into cardiac arrest, according to the Guardian.